Ana(adj): A slang term for perfection, its somewhat deviant history taking the path of anorexia through thin to perfection.
Aichmophobia: Fear of needles
Blognoscenti: Those literate in the genre of blogs
Bubbladiction: The addictive condition of feeling compelled to methodically pop all the bubbles in bubble wrap.
Caffiend: A person addicted to coffee.
Caffescenti: People whose identity is in large part built around their presence in coffee shops.
Carmageddon: The mother of all traffic jams just when you didn't need it.
Condomise: To supply condoms.
Dsytopia: Opposite of Utopia, a world where everything is as bad as it could be
Dunch: A small meal between lunch & dinner, as brunch is to brekkies and lunches.(At least we can stop saying 'lunner' which is just politically incorrect)LOL
Eye-Wreck: A name for Iraq
Fabullicious: Even more fabulously yummy than delicious.
Futopia: An unrealistic view of the future
Gabajillionaire: A millionaire
GAM: Acronym for 'Gay Asian Male'
He-hormone: An informal term for testosterone.
Hidowfulous: A negative adjective combining the qualities of 'hideous, awful and monstrous'
Hipatitis: Being cool for so long that you eventually become sick in the process.
Huggle: A hug that is as much a cuddle as a hug.
Ignoanus: Someone who combines the twin qualities of being ignorant and an arsehole.
Juff: To camouflage the fact that you're eavesdropping by pretending to be engrossed in something else.
KISS: Acronym for 'keep it simple, stupid'.
Lucified: To be fired from a dream job.
Maniser: The rhyming female equivalent of womaniser.
Nymrod: Someone who turns everything into an acronym.
Princess Disease: An affliction many girls have that renders them haughty and superior in bearing and of the opinion that they are entitled to the best.
Quoke: A quotation that is also a joke.
Retox: The replenishment of toxic.
Schizo: A coffee beverage that is half caffeinated and half decaffeinated.
SWMBO: Acronym for 'she who must be obeyed'
Technosexual: A straight man with a strong aesthetic sensibility who would have been a metro sexual had his interest not been so technologically oriented.
Ubersweetastic: As sweet as it gets.
Viropause: The male equivalent to menopause.
Willy-nilly: A friendly, joking term describing the state of impotence.
YAVIS: Acronym for 'young, attractive, verbal, intelligent, successful'
Zipperhead: A closed-minded person of low intelligence
~The End~
I had fun... lol, so who's filling the jargon gap?
The Ones In Red are- guilty as charged! Anyways... Ever since i "choked" on the sheesha when the guy was staring like he was gonna eat me until now my throat has been ginger-ish...Rough...but sexy...haha... I know I'm staying away. & the meds are not helping.... I like the doctor so i cant say useless Dr. lol. Bad body i guess...
Actually I'm being unfair, temptation got the better of me...
Until next time...I'm off ;)
