10 Lines That Will Rid You Of Your Loover
- I need more time and more space. Thats why I'm moving 12 hours and seven states away. Yeah sure I'll call you...the moment I get there.
- Answering Machine:"Hi, I'm not home at right now. If you are Jerry. Hang Up!. If you are any other available male, press 2 now."
- Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU
- The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.
- You've become so incredibly unattractive during this last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to sleep with you.
- Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you gonna eat those fries?
- Oh, hi Steve...erm, Eric? James? Oh I remember, it's Justin, right?
- You remind me of my dead ex-husband... Let's get married.
- Would you like to meet my last boyfriend? Its no problem, his still chained up in my basement.
- No seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
